HOLY CRAP!

So its been like a million fucking years since I posted here...

Just a update for ya'll...

Life is pretty good here in the big city of Rio Rancho, New Mexico (sarcasm, for those of you you have no idea where the FUCK i live now...let me put it this way...we have wild rabbits, cacti, and fucking tumbleweeds everywhere...B.F.E. in all its glory...)

Working at T-Mobile doing tech support...again... Almost got fired not to long ago for not "caring" about or customers...fixed that though, thanks to Jenn and all her help, and my awesome supervisors...they actually take car of us pretty good at TMO.

The munchkin is getting freaking huge, looks about four when he's only two. Gonna be a linebacker in kindergarten if we're not careful...I feel sorry for any kid that trys to fuck with him!

Jenn and I are doin OK...we've had our ups and downs these past couple of years, but can ya blame us? Its been the roller coaster ride from hell. San Diego fucking sucks, and all the shit that happened there almost tore us apart with all the stress it caused both of us. But, thankfully, we ended up here in New Mexico...yeah, I know what you're thinking...New Mexico? WTF? Its not that bad here...cost of living is pretty low, and we make pretty good money...still have a lot of bills, like car insurance (that damn accident is still screwing me almost three years later...). That, and of course, the freaking gas...although it doesn't help that i drive this:




She's a beast, but a helluva lot of fun to drive...finally took her off road today...need new tires though...
Moody fucking truck though...worse than a woman on the rag...

Well, thats it for now...its almost three AM and I'm gonna have to be up with Kaedyn soon... he hates sleeping for some reason...twerp.

I want a Pet...

I want a baby hedgehog...but they arent legal here in California...I think im gonna figure out a way to lobby for them to be legal pets!

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About Me...




Been jealous of one of my friends


Cheated on a lover


Seen a ghost


Left a note on a shower steamed mirror


Outsmarted one of my teachers






Had an imaginary friend


Drank so much I puked


Bitch slapped someone


Lost a bet to my imaginary friend


Eaten the flesh of a human



The 'About Me' Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

So I'm Leaving

OK, so any of you who read MySpace may already know this, but Im leaving for California tomorrow to be with Jenn and my son Kaedyn. Thats right, my SON. I have a kid...scary, isnt it? I think my friend david put it best when he said "Whoda thunk there'd be a little Crispy running around this world." Thats kinda the way I feel right now...its a little overwhelming, but Im really excited-I GET TO BE A DADDY! I cant wait to get down there and hold the little guy...cuz,yeah, I havent seen him yet...I wasnt there when he was born (its a real piss-off, i really wanted to be there, but Jenn was farther along than we thought...then I fell asleep while she was in for her emergency C-section where she almost died! Damn, thats pathetic).

Anywayz, anyone who wants to can drop me a line or post a comment...Im gonna check this and Myspace as much as possible, and my phone number isnt gonna change, so...

Its been fun, ya'll, but its time for a change, and god do i need one...
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Random Shite from Andy Rooney, folks(tick tick tick tick)

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black , in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your
ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

And if you don't like my point of view, tough...


I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!



It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to shut up.
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